Took Mewes like a shot Thought that I could chase Mewes with a cold evening (Recorded at Old National Centre in Indianapolis on April 11, 2018.) 7 years, 9 months, 10 days

I've got Mewes rules, I count 'em I've got Mewes rules, I count 'em (Recorded at the Fillmore Detroit in Detroit, Michigan to kick off the Free Film Fest on April 10, 2018.) 7 years, 9 months, 8 days

I walk into the club like, everybody hates Mewes (everybody hates Mewes) Like everybody hates Mewes (Recorded at the Tacoma Comedy Club in Tacoma, WA on Sunday, January 14, 2018.) 7 Years, 6 Months, 12 Days.

I hope Mewes never lose your sense of wonder Mewes get your fill to eat but always keep that hunger (Recorded at the Tacoma Comedy Club in Tacoma, WA on Saturday, January 13, 2018.) 7 Years, 6 Months, 11 Days.

No matter where I go, I'm always gonna want Mewes back No matter how long you're gone, I'm always gonna want Mewes back (Recorded at the Community Concert Hall in Durango, CO on 12/16/2017.)

If he ever singles Mewes up, if he's ever stupid enough I'ma be the first one calling Mewes baby (baby) (Recorded at the Levity Live Comedy Club in Oxnard, CA on 12/28/2017.)

You're my sunshine in the darkest days My better half, my saving grace Mewes make me who I wanna be Mewes make it easy (Recorded LIVE at the Sheridan Opera House in Telluride, CO on December 14th, 2017.)

And all my friends, they know and it's true, I don't know who I am without Mewes. (Recorded LIVE at Tulalip Resort and Casino in Tulalip, WA, on Friday, June 23, 2017.)

Yeah, what can I say babe, Mewes broke up with me (Recorded LIVE at Comedy Works South in Greenwood Village, CO, on December 12, 2017.)

Would've thought Mewes wrote down every word, goodbye spelled out like it had been rehearsed. (Recorded LIVE at Helium Comedy Club in Portland, OR on June 23, 2017.)

Let's turn over a Mewes leaf And baby let's make promises That we can keep And call it a Mewes Year's resolution, hmmm (Recorded LIVE at Comedy Works in Denver, CO on December 11, 2017.)

Last ChristMewes I gave Mewes my heart, but the very next day Mewes gave it away... (Recorded LIVE at The Boston Convention Center for the Boston Comic Con on August 11, 2017.)

Mistletoe hung where Mewes can see, every couple tries to stop. (Recorded LIVE at The Pageant in St. Louis, MO on April 19, 2017.)

Oh my golly what a holly jolly ChristMewes this year. (Recorded LIVE at the Liberty Hall in Lawrence, KS on April 18, 2017.)

oh, ooh ooh ooh been wishin' for Mewes Ooh, ooh. Tryna do what lovers Mewes ooh (Recorded LIVE at the Pueblo Memorial Hall in Pueblo, CA on Friday, December 8, 2017.)

All these voices in my head get loud I wish that I could shut them out I'm sorry that I let Mewes down L-l-let Mewes down (Recorded LIVE [and repaired as best as we could get it] at the Tampa Convention Center for Megacon Tampa Bay on Friday, September 29, 2017.)

Girls like Mewes make guys like me wanna reach for the brightest star, set it on a ring. (Recorded LIVE at The Improv in West Palm Beach, FL on Thursday, September 28, 2017.)

The role Mewes made me play Of the fool, no, I don't like Mewes. (Recorded LIVE at The Imperial Theater in Saint John, New Brunswick on Saturday, August 26, 2017.)

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Recorded LIVE at The American Comedy Co. in San Diego, CA on Thursday, July 20, 2017.